omgphantastic:

viora-manor:

youhavetobelieveinme:

torn-by-dreams:

bakasuke-prince:

crimsonhymns:

ac110:

theshiningd:

cautioncat:

I think this could be considered a reference…

Reference, indeed.

Oh.

i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god

…Fucking Olympics.

I can’t breathe

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

basiacat:

when ur thirsty for fic but you have quite fucking literally read every single quality fanfiction for the pairing

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
— Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

It’s not even that. It’s just good fucking manners not to be a fucking cunt when someone politely offers you some fucking popcorn.

hiddlestonfan:

Tom Hiddleston on the set of Crimson Peak (4.16.14)

My mom started laughing at me today because I was getting all excited and flustered over a movie that’s not coming out until next year. I want more pictures and I want to see a trailer and I want to see him in more costumes.. Maybe one with a top hat on or something. 

maadskittlez29:

Do you love the colors of Marvel?

YES. YES I DO.

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once